As many of you may know from my earlier post, I, Billal Ali, am the worlds foremost male Hijab fashion expert. I am also, as it happens, the worlds only male Hijab fashion expert. Still, why should that fact even matter?
Anyway, as I was saying, based on the HUGE success of my first Hijab fashion article, I've decided to come back at you with another top 10 Hijabs post!
Anyway, as I was saying, based on the HUGE success of my first Hijab fashion article, I've decided to come back at you with another top 10 Hijabs post!
10. The Curtains
This Hijab is known as the, "living room curtain," as that is the primary material from which it is derived. Although it is a little known fact, many Hijabis create their Hijabs using different materials found around the house: old back packs, shoe lace, barbells, marmalade jars etc.
This Hijab is known as the, "living room curtain," as that is the primary material from which it is derived. Although it is a little known fact, many Hijabis create their Hijabs using different materials found around the house: old back packs, shoe lace, barbells, marmalade jars etc.
9. The HATjab
This is known as the, "Hatjab," or "Snowjab," or "Icescarf," or "Islamsicle."
It is specifically designed for the Hijabi who enjoys being warm and cowsy... and wants to dominate in a snowball war!
NO MERCY! ALL POWER! WHAT NOW SON? WHAT NOW!
Snowjabis4lyfe.
This is known as the, "Hatjab," or "Snowjab," or "Icescarf," or "Islamsicle."
It is specifically designed for the Hijabi who enjoys being warm and cowsy... and wants to dominate in a snowball war!
NO MERCY! ALL POWER! WHAT NOW SON? WHAT NOW!
Snowjabis4lyfe.
8. E-Z-E Hijab
Okay, so I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm guessing this thing is pretty easy to put on. That's why it is known as the, "E-Z-E Hijab."
Even more interestingly, it is made from the clothes of a toddler and a bib.
Okay, so I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm guessing this thing is pretty easy to put on. That's why it is known as the, "E-Z-E Hijab."
Even more interestingly, it is made from the clothes of a toddler and a bib.
7. The Trijab
This, boys and girls, is called the, "The Trijab," for the simple reason that 3 scarves are involved.
We can see the main beige scarf, the gray scarf resting on top like that of a lazy pirate, and the final one draped around the shoulders which acts as a spare in case something happens to the other 2 on her head, or other 9 in her bag.
THIS IS TOO MANY HIJABS!
This, boys and girls, is called the, "The Trijab," for the simple reason that 3 scarves are involved.
We can see the main beige scarf, the gray scarf resting on top like that of a lazy pirate, and the final one draped around the shoulders which acts as a spare in case something happens to the other 2 on her head, or other 9 in her bag.
THIS IS TOO MANY HIJABS!
6. Flowy Hijab
This Hijab performs incredibly poorly in any setting where there is even the slightest gust of wind. The only thing holding this scarf on is faith and Dentene Ice.
That is the price you pay when you want to show off your awesome pair of earrings.
This Hijab performs incredibly poorly in any setting where there is even the slightest gust of wind. The only thing holding this scarf on is faith and Dentene Ice.
That is the price you pay when you want to show off your awesome pair of earrings.
5. The Rainbow Hijab
Okay, so I'm looking at this Hijab and I see 5 different colours which means she must be wearing like 11 different Hijabs. The air condition in that room has to be set on, "Vin Diesel," because in any other setting, her makeup would be melting off her face like the Joker in a YMCA steam room.
Okay, so I'm looking at this Hijab and I see 5 different colours which means she must be wearing like 11 different Hijabs. The air condition in that room has to be set on, "Vin Diesel," because in any other setting, her makeup would be melting off her face like the Joker in a YMCA steam room.
4. The Flop Hijab
This style, which I can assure you was totally done on purpose, was inspired after a woman took a trip to Niagara Falls.
We can only imagine what about the falls inspired her.
This style, which I can assure you was totally done on purpose, was inspired after a woman took a trip to Niagara Falls.
We can only imagine what about the falls inspired her.
3. Updo Hijab
Yeah, normally I'd make some kind of sarcastic remark, but this Hijabi looks pretty dangerous. Who knows, maybe she served in nam. She's probably seen some pretty intense stuff. She's probably done things.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE! MY ENTIRE PLATOON WAS DECIMATED!
Then again, maybe I'm just projecting. We shall never really know the true answer.
Yeah, normally I'd make some kind of sarcastic remark, but this Hijabi looks pretty dangerous. Who knows, maybe she served in nam. She's probably seen some pretty intense stuff. She's probably done things.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE! MY ENTIRE PLATOON WAS DECIMATED!
Then again, maybe I'm just projecting. We shall never really know the true answer.
2. The Royal Hijab
This Hijab goes perfectly with what the model wearing. Frankly, there is nothing I can say that will take away from how amazing she looks.
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10 POINTs TO GRIFFINDOR!
Hara Maha Yaani
This Hijab goes perfectly with what the model wearing. Frankly, there is nothing I can say that will take away from how amazing she looks.
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10 POINTs TO GRIFFINDOR!
Hara Maha Yaani
1. The Mix n' Match Hijab
Take 2 scarves that have no business being together and make it work! Match each scarf to the main outfit or different accessories. Notice how the checked scarf goes with the belt and shoes, and the other matches the pants cleverly keeping the shirt neutral.
The Hijab stands out at the center piece of the outfit while everything else serves to compliment it.
OHHHH!!!! See that SON! I can talk fashion when I want! Mad Skills. MAAAAAAAD SKILLZZZZ.
Brojabi out.
Take 2 scarves that have no business being together and make it work! Match each scarf to the main outfit or different accessories. Notice how the checked scarf goes with the belt and shoes, and the other matches the pants cleverly keeping the shirt neutral.
The Hijab stands out at the center piece of the outfit while everything else serves to compliment it.
OHHHH!!!! See that SON! I can talk fashion when I want! Mad Skills. MAAAAAAAD SKILLZZZZ.
Brojabi out.
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